Alienman

I am weak and cold, it’s because I have a fever. But I think I must plod on writing, so that you all in the other infinite multiple parallel universes can save your precious asses. I have fever, dengue, malaria, bird flu, swine flu, even blue whale flue. I know you must be thinking how… Read more

Well, it was not a comfortable ride. I was squished between two highly obese bespectacled fatsos, as we were of to the Nyay mandir road (temple of justice) in a pom pom. It was raining, and on the top of it the rickshaw driver seemed to be drunk, as he was zooming along the road… Read more

“I regretfully have to say that you have reached that point that you can’t do without spectacles or a laser operation.” It was a verdict given by the ophthalmologist. Good, that I didn’t have enough money for laser operation, because that horn rimmed glasses saves my ass most of the time.                                                   **********************                                                       “A… Read more

July15, 304, Shreeji apt, Baroda, I don’t know whether you would be reading this, while I am living or in the living memory of me. I am not sure how by far I can resist. But I do know one thing; I would rather have a hole in my head with a strong lethal gun,… Read more

“What the hell is happening?” The mind boggled technician asked. “We got their input just a few hours ago. Now our satellites are trailing them. The distance that it covers between any two satellites in the time taken by the craft gives the value of the speed which you are demanding, sir.” “And are you… Read more

 “Just as the light cannot be straight, similarly the phenomenon which you have spent hours fantasizing is surely not very possible.” Kin said vehemently. He was tired of this bullshit. He was 75 something, an old person; his skin sagging upside already. He tried to force this idea through his transducers on the juvenile’s mind.… Read more

He had to catch that deer. He panted for his breath with one hand resting on the trunk of a huge banyan tree.             He growled, scratching his head. He twitched his nose, trying to find the scent. His stomach rumbled. Suddenly he sensed something, and he ran forward in that direction. He ran past… Read more

He was running. Saving his ass was the primary task which he considered super mandatory than those of suicidal cannibals. He had ordered that gun breaker multicoloured to wrench his as well his men’s cages. Of course he had broken a law. But his life was of a superior concern. Now this mind manipulated forest… Read more

“Well, I am tired of doing this job.” Soham said, with a clip on his nose. “So am I.” Vishwam and Harsh cried. Only Om was working diligently in picking up the muck. He felt that it was his mission to save the world and also to remove the curse on his family. Vismay has… Read more

The president had a last task to do before he underwent impeachment. Of course he would be impeached. People could not blame themselves for their own decision, they would search for a scapegoat, and he happened to be perfect piece for legal slaughter. But he knew that what he had done was at best humanely… Read more

“So you goddamn have the cheek of defying our demands.” The President of G8 group was beaded in perspiration as he once more felt the neurons of his mind being manipulated by the extraterrestrial in front of him to make him understand his emotions. “Yes, being the president of the eight planets, the only region… Read more

It was the last straw. A full blown river traveling with ferocious speed, gave wobbly legs to his brave soldiers, and to cross it! Well they could not imagine that. They had already seen their share of predators having their deer meal, bee hives and lots more. It was more than enough. This jungle was… Read more

It was a horrible sight. Unruly trees, with their roots trying to leech every part of soil they could. Their pale green leaves clinging to the branches with all their lives, grasping it down along with its own weight so that they can both end up in the never ending spiral of death. Sour sounds… Read more

“You won’t achieve your objective by killing me.” Ramesh said calmly. The man leapt out from behind the sofa, and sends the poisonous dart flying at his face. Ramesh ducked himself; a second earlier, it grazed passed his hairs on to the wall, where it left an imprint of red stains. Before the culturist could… Read more

  He was facing a hybrid which was an epitome of eternal ugliness. It was a gigantic, multiple bodied creature attached at the stomach. All of them had common pair of legs. As a result the creature was facing some difficulty in walking, but was more than covered up by its highly rough bulky body,… Read more

Kill the death by choking its neck A cold sweep of air was passing over a lush green ground having irregular growth of trees and metals. The trees were feasting on the oxygen from the surrounding while at the same time; it caused rust on the surface of metal. Strange, how the world works. Bizarre… Read more

Omdi the lomdi (for children only) And the vengeance of the ants It so happens as when you are going to do a really simple job, you bug that up with entirely nasty results. Now look at this way, you have Rs. 5 in your hands and you are told to bring maggi, a common… Read more

“I expect your orders, sir.” “Well, it’s not in my position to give orders. I don’t seem to know the basic policy of the council.” “Then let me talk with someone who is in authority, like the secre…..” “I may not have the right to frame policy, but I do have the right to whisk… Read more

“Give me a Vimal.” barked the burly, khaki clad, pot-bellied cop. The boy behind the counter sped swiftly into action, searching amongst the hanging tobacco packets, as the man of the justice was not to be kept waiting. He was a small mouse like boy, in baggy clothes, not at all fitting on the mal-nutritioned… Read more

Well, I now am a new blogger, where i write my stories, your appreciation is required, not that you criticize me. Read more