Sorry about last…. You and ship with it’s tonnes of metal scrap will whirr past me straight into the blackhole without even noticing my humble abode. WINDOW TO ANOTHER UNIVERSE-that’s what it is but it’s my ill luck that the another universe which sits beside me across the wormhole is quite useless. Not many humans Read more

Okay, where I was. Yup, I was talking about my dock no. You don’t really mind these short ramblings from my side, do you? I won’t make my suicide a single note. Never. You see time slows down near a black hole. And as I write in these small tweet-sized documents- I am able to Read more

The space bars aren’t the places where you would see me. Nope, if you truly wish to find me you would have to look somewhere else. Well to find me- you would have to travel 10 light years to the east, respective to Sun in those hyperdrive crafts that take you from one part of Read more

Dear Reader, I am Krampla. Most probably you don’t know me. Nope, you don’t. You will graduate out of your college, marry, have children, die old and all that happily ever after shit stuff- still you won’t get to know me. Not that I would occupy any part of your mind as you would definitely Read more

This is a totally hypothetical title. For it to be absolute reality, there has to be someone to carry on that prestigious title. Anyway I would be starting my novel soon. It is titled ‘You don’t crash land on Lunar Surface’- it may turn out to be a long short story or a novella, but Read more

Date: 12-03-3045 Subject: CLDR-234 Classification: Unknown Description: Subject is responding to external stimuli. It is characterized by high level of neural activity. High Brain Body Ratio. No apparent arsenal to hunt. Food: It is in infantile stage. It can be taught to eat any type of food. Based on the its initial conditions, probability of Read more

“Are you dejected from your monotonous life? Are you tired of the daily routine and strive to live life differently? You know the path, don’t you?” A middle-aged lady from the brochure nodded gently, as if understanding his plight. Well, maybe she could. He knew that he was being nudged gently by that visual brochure, Read more

“Sir I think it’s a dead end. There happens to be no sizeable stone in this perimeter to hide a pirate.” “Watch again. This was the last acknowledged position of the hostage by the probe R-12. Juice up all the radars, and stick out all the passive detectors that you have got in this ship. Read more

“You said that everyone died.” The commander roared. “Everyone, worthwhile is dead, my Supreme Lord.” “What is that?” He pointed at the screen. The sepoy took his time to reply. “That freak somehow managed to live.” The Commander thought over the situation. “You know what that means?” The sepoy shuddered at the anticipation of answer. Read more

It happened to one of those people for whom even the train journey was a big deal.         There they were, two of them, one tinkering with a large package in his lap, gauging that it had not suffered any damage from the air resistance, while other was busy squeezing out the last droplets of Read more

Well, I am starting with my first serial novel. Hope that it would last atleast 200 ms word pages. Read more

“Sir, we have completely evacuated the planets. No human casualty is reported. All of them feel a little awkward on the new planet, but they would settle there quite soon.” “What about the animals and plants?” “You said that humans were first criteria.” “What about them?” “Till the time the last human infested craft could Read more

“Arvind, I told you we are god damn ruddy lost.” “We are not, don’t worry we would find a habitable planet soon.” “You never ever, listen to any one.” His wife was frustrated beyond imagination. “It must have been better if we stayed in queue.” “Now this is reaching a saturation point. You have been Read more

“Hey there you stupid, fat assed invisible, pulling shit of a black hole, I think that I deserve an apology, I deserve an apology from you, the radiations you suck, these pompous geologists and archaeologists, physicists and mathematicians, technicians and that stupid space shuttle that has brought me in the midst of this gooey quick Read more

Ragna12 to Earth, 7-8 to 14-8 Just got a job. It’s excruciatingly painful. Am clumsy due to small fingers. Singed my upper coat of fiber. He felt that this much message was ample enough to be understood by earthian officials. He was traveling at extremely high speed. The heat was seething, twice this day his Read more

Dear Mr. Municipal Bribe taking Stupid Corporation Handyman,   This is my thirty fifth letter to your lazy and lousy corporation, that you please wipe off the dump besides the UNICEF recognized archaeological site, so that our archaeologists can work without the fear of catching Dengue, malaria and smell-harassment. If you do not make your Read more

He was systematically destroying the things around. Many of my junior scientists looked fascinated by the cheek of this berserk man. His hairs were wild, as he was crushing each and every of our solutions very precisely. His hands were bloody due to the glass pieces but he did not seem to care. He jeered Read more

It was a super large bed of infinity. And on the bed of infinity was a large hooded snake in whose lap slept the supreme Lord Vishnu himself. Well, this must have been a poetic description made by humans fit for celestial super beings, but when you are out of numbers you call it infinity, Read more

He was piece of cake, piece of cake to spot of course He was piece of cake, piece of cake to spot of course. Both the brothers were recalling their acquaintances of what of class of alien this one belonged. He was luminescent, he had sharp humanoid features, so these creatures had superb genetic machines, Read more

I am weak and cold, it’s because I have a fever. But I think I must plod on writing, so that you all in the other infinite multiple parallel universes can save your precious asses. I have fever, dengue, malaria, bird flu, swine flu, even blue whale flue. I know you must be thinking how Read more

Well, it was not a comfortable ride. I was squished between two highly obese bespectacled fatsos, as we were of to the Nyay mandir road (temple of justice) in a pom pom. It was raining, and on the top of it the rickshaw driver seemed to be drunk, as he was zooming along the road Read more

“I regretfully have to say that you have reached that point that you can’t do without spectacles or a laser operation.” It was a verdict given by the ophthalmologist. Good, that I didn’t have enough money for laser operation, because that horn rimmed glasses saves my ass most of the time.                                                   **********************                                                       “A Read more

July15, 304, Shreeji apt, Baroda, I don’t know whether you would be reading this, while I am living or in the living memory of me. I am not sure how by far I can resist. But I do know one thing; I would rather have a hole in my head with a strong lethal gun, Read more

“What the hell is happening?” The mind boggled technician asked. “We got their input just a few hours ago. Now our satellites are trailing them. The distance that it covers between any two satellites in the time taken by the craft gives the value of the speed which you are demanding, sir.” “And are you Read more

 “Just as the light cannot be straight, similarly the phenomenon which you have spent hours fantasizing is surely not very possible.” Kin said vehemently. He was tired of this bullshit. He was 75 something, an old person; his skin sagging upside already. He tried to force this idea through his transducers on the juvenile’s mind. Read more

He had to catch that deer. He panted for his breath with one hand resting on the trunk of a huge banyan tree.             He growled, scratching his head. He twitched his nose, trying to find the scent. His stomach rumbled. Suddenly he sensed something, and he ran forward in that direction. He ran past Read more

He was running. Saving his ass was the primary task which he considered super mandatory than those of suicidal cannibals. He had ordered that gun breaker multicoloured to wrench his as well his men’s cages. Of course he had broken a law. But his life was of a superior concern. Now this mind manipulated forest Read more

“Well, I am tired of doing this job.” Soham said, with a clip on his nose. “So am I.” Vishwam and Harsh cried. Only Om was working diligently in picking up the muck. He felt that it was his mission to save the world and also to remove the curse on his family. Vismay has Read more

The president had a last task to do before he underwent impeachment. Of course he would be impeached. People could not blame themselves for their own decision, they would search for a scapegoat, and he happened to be perfect piece for legal slaughter. But he knew that what he had done was at best humanely Read more

“So you goddamn have the cheek of defying our demands.” The President of G8 group was beaded in perspiration as he once more felt the neurons of his mind being manipulated by the extraterrestrial in front of him to make him understand his emotions. “Yes, being the president of the eight planets, the only region Read more

It was the last straw. A full blown river traveling with ferocious speed, gave wobbly legs to his brave soldiers, and to cross it! Well they could not imagine that. They had already seen their share of predators having their deer meal, bee hives and lots more. It was more than enough. This jungle was Read more

It was a horrible sight. Unruly trees, with their roots trying to leech every part of soil they could. Their pale green leaves clinging to the branches with all their lives, grasping it down along with its own weight so that they can both end up in the never ending spiral of death. Sour sounds Read more

“You won’t achieve your objective by killing me.” Ramesh said calmly. The man leapt out from behind the sofa, and sends the poisonous dart flying at his face. Ramesh ducked himself; a second earlier, it grazed passed his hairs on to the wall, where it left an imprint of red stains. Before the culturist could Read more

  He was facing a hybrid which was an epitome of eternal ugliness. It was a gigantic, multiple bodied creature attached at the stomach. All of them had common pair of legs. As a result the creature was facing some difficulty in walking, but was more than covered up by its highly rough bulky body, Read more

Kill the death by choking its neck A cold sweep of air was passing over a lush green ground having irregular growth of trees and metals. The trees were feasting on the oxygen from the surrounding while at the same time; it caused rust on the surface of metal. Strange, how the world works. Bizarre Read more

Omdi the lomdi (for children only) And the vengeance of the ants It so happens as when you are going to do a really simple job, you bug that up with entirely nasty results. Now look at this way, you have Rs. 5 in your hands and you are told to bring maggi, a common Read more

“I expect your orders, sir.” “Well, it’s not in my position to give orders. I don’t seem to know the basic policy of the council.” “Then let me talk with someone who is in authority, like the secre…..” “I may not have the right to frame policy, but I do have the right to whisk Read more

“Give me a Vimal.” barked the burly, khaki clad, pot-bellied cop. The boy behind the counter sped swiftly into action, searching amongst the hanging tobacco packets, as the man of the justice was not to be kept waiting. He was a small mouse like boy, in baggy clothes, not at all fitting on the mal-nutritioned Read more

Well, I now am a new blogger, where i write my stories, your appreciation is required, not that you criticize me. Read more