And so God created Arvind Kejriwal!


In the beginning, the God created heaven and Earth,

And mountains, humans, rivers and trees of massive girth.

But the inquisitive humans wanted to explore,

And try to satiate their growing hunger for more.

But still, each character was happy to be a part of God’s gig,

To be a hunter or hunted, whatever they wanted, I don’t give a fig.

But a sadder sight you might not have seen,

Then the bovine faces of the Indian politicians who grew large bellies and attitudes mean.

Oh yah, they had flabby muscles as they never exercised,

Nor did they do some honest amount of work as they were never chastised.

They swatted aside R.T.I. applicants like flies,

While they bonded over or snapped coalition ties.

Surely in the process they had amassed huge wealth,

But they weren’t happy as they weren’t in their best of spiritual health.

There was no one to play with in this whole wide world,

As the people they met, in their presence cowered.

And so God created Arvind Kejriwal,

And instigated frenetic activity in the lives of politicians all.

He constantly pounded them over corruption charge,

And the politicians smiled giddily as they finally had a playmate that did not fear their personas large.

From flabby muscles, they now have six packs,

Ready to counter the jibes, allegations and flack.

And so the world is back at being happy and hearty again,

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4 thoughts on “And so God created Arvind Kejriwal!

  1. very nice…verse..I must say! only if God has put some qualities in his creation called Kejriwal would we have been proud of him. He talks more to give the Media software and himself publicity. The day the Indian leaders too start talking like him it would be anarchy.
    He is law in his own self, I presume.
    Why doesn’t he resort to the ‘Court of Law’.
    If he doesn’t believe in it then how can we trust his loud and erratic self?
    I wonder!!!!!

    1. Exactly my point and that is why I decided to take an humorous angle on him though my mind was whirling with acidic comments regarding that guy!!!!!!!

      1. Vismay….you have the caught his actions in an apt manner. Whenever that man is on screen I only read one expression on his face ‘I can fool you all’.
        He tries to impress that he is THE ONLY COMMON MAN but my dear friend, even the common man is corrupt.
        He is fooling the semi educated, politically angry,dissatisfied Indian population.
        It is a shame that the ruling party is not taking worthy action to show him the doors.
        I as a normal Indian want India to be corruption free but I hate one more idiot coming to fool me in another manner.

        I look forward to more posts from you.

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