Shri James Bond Chalisa


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It’s dark time indeed that has settled over the earth,

When evil thought perpetuates the world,

When dictators slaughter millions in their self-consuming lust of power,

When bankers gluttonously pounce upon gold,

When Crazy Crackpots are given the key to weapons of Mass Disaster,

When Terrorists kill for religion,

It’s time when we indeed need a Superman…

 

Oh! Here he comes, villains kiss life goodbye,

He lets his gun talk and kicks to fly.

He has flexed his muscles and toughened his stance,

Now he will beat his enemies- good bye, good riddance.

Of powerful punches and kick-ass cheek,

He will kill you cold-blooded, while talking slick.

He has license to kill, and, oh, of course to thrill,

Sadistic grunts, his patience will stand their grill.

Invincible, all powerful and eternally young,

In Her Majesty’s secret service, on a temerarious venture that he has begun.

Ubiquitous, forEngland, he has gone so far,

FromVietnam, Cuban Crisis to Cold War.

He has defied death in all its forms,

Snake bites, two penny ruffians and nuclear bombs.

Oh, for wooing his ladies, he will be a perfect gentleman,

He will be their shadow, not besides but over them!!

For a poor lady’s plight, he is easily disturbed,

He likes his vodka martini, shaken not stirred.

He lives each minute as if he were to ‘Die Another Day’,

Yet he believes ‘You live only twice’- it’s Karma, anyway.

World is not enough’, nor the dangers that he face,

The way he has lived, he has not yet found ‘Quantum of Solace’.

Diamonds are forever’, but not for him,

He is ‘Thunderball’, and every girl’s dream.

The gifts that he receives from ‘Russiawith Love’,

Nearly kills him often, those K.G.B. white doves.

For him, life is like ‘Casino Royale’,

You bluff your way through, whether it’s the Devil or Gargoyle.

From ‘Goldfinger’ to ‘The Man with the Golden Gun’,

You also have ‘Goldeneye’, so have some fun.

A shady guy across the street or a bug invested room,

His world revolves around espionage and counter moves.

Tankers, Submarines and Fighter Jets,

He plays with them all while the Bad Man frets.

Be it Aston Martin, B.M.W. or a Porsche,

He rams them to smithereens to save the World from Wars.

He dances with crocs & pounces on sharks,

He plays with the wild cats after the darks.

He is hard to catch and harder to kill,

Nobody succeeds inspite of their money, power or will.

He is hard, muscular and tall in frame,

007, he is, you know as his codename.

Maybe this creation is Stupid Rhyming Scheme,

I don’t give a damn whatever you may deem.

This is my tribute to the spy, of whom I am fond,

You know his name- he is Bond, James Bond……….

 

Bolo Creator Ian Fleming Ki Jai…

Bolo Albert R. “Cubby” Broccoli Ki Jai…

Bolo Sean Connery Ki Jai…

Bolo Roger Moore Ki Jai…

Bolo Timothy Dalton Ki Jai…

Bolo Pierce Brosnan Ki Jai…

Bolo Daniel Craig Ki Jai…

Bolo British Secret Service Ki Jai…

Bolo Q Branch Ki Jai…

Bolo Saare Indian Fans (mainly Vismay) Ki Jai!!!!!!

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