Dogs’ Days


Fuck, of all nights, tonight had to bitch with me. Pretty bad timing. But of course, it had to happen. It had to be this night, it was meant to be this cold. After all hadn’t he just watched on T.V., that weather’s gonna be pretty chilly tonight. In times like this, he wished he […]

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My Master’s Servant


I look up in the sky, as my circuits fry, By all that radiation hitting me from the star. The fires ablaze (on the star), put me in a daze, Yet I plod on my work, fulfill my master’s instructions. As I work I sing a ditty, for that my men consider me witty, As […]

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The Guy with an Alien Accent


The other day when I was in the Toilet Shack, I met the guy with an alien accent. Better still, I had a meaningful conversation with him, if you go by the rhetoric. It was a Monday Morning. Monday mornings are always rush hours, if you know what I mean. It’s so exhausting working as […]

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