Chapter 1: Somewhere in between!

I observed him carefully as he walked to the door. I knew that time was running out but suppressed my urge to check my watch. I took a deep breath and started counting in reverse under my breath. “Ten, Nine, Eight, Seven…” Damn, I should have timed it better. This guy was taking an eternity […]

Prologue

Dim the lights babe, I don’t have much time left. Place your fingers on my scarred face, Lure me back into your bewitching eyes. My heart is heavy, It had been a tough day. Let’s make the most of tonight, Because tomorrow, I am going to be history. Breathe in my ears, sing me a […]

Shit Things

Prologue What makes a hero? I don’t know. I have never been one. But right now, I can find an answer for you. You first of all visit an obscure little planet called Earth. Roll the globe a little till you get Asia, India, Gujarat, Vadodara. Ah……life. It fills oneself with joy and exuberance […]

How to kill a Well-Condemned Asshole!!

Had it not been Sunday, I would not have killed him. But it was, and I had to. You might ask why he deserved death. Does a sucker weed deserve the shit on which it blossoms on? No, but the weed doesn’t complain, just profligates. In a similar manner, via me, Snotface got an […]

Bollywood and Space

“Cinema in India is like brushing your teeth in the morning. You can’t escape it.” Shahrukh Khan Had it not been this particular tale, I might have written it in a different manner. But of course, I wouldn’t have even liked to write it in any other manner. Bollywood as you know dear readers […]

ad nauseum

5-Shituary-2013 Today diary, I am going to tell you a story. Long time ago, in the future of human race, there lived a black hole with a most melancholic heart. No, no, he didn’t live in the periphery of the happy beings of the Earth, but quite far away, on the outskirts of this […]

Dogs’ Days

Fuck, of all nights, tonight had to bitch with me. Pretty bad timing. But of course, it had to happen. It had to be this night, it was meant to be this cold. After all hadn’t he just watched on T.V., that weather’s gonna be pretty chilly tonight. In times like this, he wished he […]

The Underachiever’s Diary

4-Shituary-2012 Good Evening Diary, I am sorry. I am sorry diary, sorry that I picked you up at the stationery. I couldn’t help it. You seemed even more drab and dull than me. It of course has to do with your color. Your fake plasticy pista-green color would even give a noob like me a […]

Alienman / Prologue

People often ask why Alienman? It is due to this little piece of story!

The Anti-Ghoos Man!!!!

You might actually chance upon asking me, where do I live exactly? Earth, would be my brusque answer. You might also complain about not seeing me anywhere, not on the hoardings, not sharing the dais with hotshots like Mr. Hazare of I.A.C., not saving lives out there, not endorsing Fair N’ Handsome for a change……… […]