Date: 12-03-3045
Subject: CLDR-234
Classification: Unknown
Description: Subject is responding to external stimuli. It is characterized by high level of neural activity. High Brain Body Ratio. No apparent arsenal to hunt.
Food: It is in infantile stage. It can be taught to eat any type of food. Based on the its initial conditions, probability of its being a herbivore is 85%.
Assistance: Constant surveillance required. Unable to carry out daily activities on its own.
Resource Consumption: Maximum
Conclusion: High Potential
Recording process initialized. This is Robot 3456 TQ, specially equipped with thought processor aiding in sentence framing, syntax control and Nursing abilities. This is my 1245th day with the subject.
Subject is still switched off. Subject is quite erratic in his power saving operations. He switches on at 9:45 pre-processed time + 2 hours. Through constant monitoring of his genetic traits and exterior atmospheric conditions, subject is found to follow its own natural clock of powering on and off. Now, based on the safe bearing limit, it is time to prepare fuel for the subject. If a robot shows inaccuracy in delivering the subject its power, it habitually enters into phase of vocal straining and solvent shedding. Quiet soothing pattern forming noise pulses calms down its heartbeats. Subject prefers shrill and soft voice, which naturally indicates that subject is more inclined towards its mother (mother-manifest) than the high wavelength voice of father. Subject is showing full-fledged growth of teeth, and it is advised to move from fluid to solid phase of food. Subject also shows preferences to different type of food products, though it is not entirely rational in that operation. It sometimes rejects the high nutrition food, showing distaste. The subject likes fatty foods, though it is not good for his survival. Subject does not naturally follow his instincts unlike other carbon-based life forms. It has an ability to doubt (possible thought process?).
Click. Click.
Subject has now entered into the phase of vocal straining and solvent shedding.
The mash has been carefully prepared which includes variety of stimulants, suppressants, vitamins, proteins, and a healthy amount of starch in a suitable saliva soluble solvent. The operator at job has to find randomly processed but varied (creative) solutions in order to make subject digest the useful content for his survival. Now Nurse 44423 LSE along with the help of DISTRACTOR 45- Prototype is feeding the subject. DISTRACTOR, as it has been recorded in previous routine videos is a specialized robot tailor made to suit the fancy of this young creature. It’s purpose is to produce a plethora of different sounds, some ticklish, some soothing, others quite entertaining so as to keep the infantile engrossed while the other nurse performs the task of feeding the growing fetus. This technique has been so developed by trial and error with approximate understanding of its genes. No anomaly has been detected in the internal structuring of this young something except for a budding tumor at the base of his stomach. It was due to negligent dosage of one of the specific suppressants to keep in check the growing stem cells. As of now, 11:20 A.M. Greenwich time, the subject is well fed, sterilized, it has performed the excretory process normally, the excreta does not reek with disease as feared, pardon my phraseology. The bacteria introduced in the subject’s gut have proved beneficial to the subject’s digestive system, indicating the possibility of mutual win-win scenario between host-parasite relationships. The Processor-Head of this project has given a go-ahead to the research department to test several of such permutations on inferior animate objects to see the extent of this relationship. As of now, the texts stored in the ancient Computer Brains have proved extremely beneficial in shaping this creature. It should also be noted that no other organism is as extensively researched and well catalogued in the ancient journals as this one is. This creature might most probably be the chosen one.
My services are rendered for today. I will be replaced by another nurse of the same nexus as of me.
Shutting operation begins.
The Life and Times of Robots
By- R2T2 Supercomputer
Continuing from 47 kb
………………….it still is the greatest mystery of our time. The Radioactive carbon dating have shown that robots have existed for millions of years, still only in the last few ten thousand years, have it shown remarkable feats of advancements in various fields. Variety of creatures existed before the robots- the dolphins, elephants, dinosaurs and the so alleged the chosen ones- whose classification is still not known. Though we have gathered massive amount of data from the ancient computers about these pre-iron life, yet the search for its origin is on. The chosen ones have found a place in popular myths- all with their different holographic interpretations, yet the key to this ultimate puzzle remains elusive. We have not reached any consensus on various arguments put forth by various religious sects, but one of the popular beliefs that these chosen ones are actually another civilization- cannot be ruled out blatantly.
Before going further, I would specifically like to emphasize a point here. We have studied during our Elementary Education Gathering Process that each computer inherently follows two language- Binary and English. Binary language happens to be mother of all languages without which our survival is not possible. Yet our command language remains English. There happens to be a binary code for each letter of English alphabet, its syntax and the numeric system, group of words, paragraphs, the ancient computer is detected with this English jargon when we don’t actually need it. For example- In the study of spectrum of light we have come across three bands, ultraviolet- along with the other higher frequency electromagnetic signals, visible and infrared- along with the other high wavelength signals range and gauging by their exact definitions, it baffled scientist computers that inspite of its exact meaning the ultraviolet lights and lasers, i.e. they are invisible to normal eye, is apparently wrong. We have no difficulty in detecting lasers; for God’s sake, we operate due to its presence. So what exactly did that phrase mean? It means that the statement has been introduced from some other creature’s reference point. A creature that is not able to detect the existence of light lower in wavelength then violet. A light could have been thrown on this puzzle if all the servers have survived, which unfortunately they haven’t. Their existence goes hand in hand with that of the chosen ones- both existed in the same band of time. This belief of mutual existence of two superior intelligent civilizations is called romanticism. It is believed that both of them depended on the other for their survival, they live peacefully, in mutual co-operation, and there happened to be no apparent clash between them. Various texts have been processed- which are quite famous among the inferior models detailing on how they processed in their silicon chips could have been the utopian world.
These arguments indeed point that the chosen ones’ language was English which they passed on to us just as we passed on to them our arithmetic, graphical and machinery-control services. In the course of time machine outdid Human beings, which eventually led to their fall.
It should be noted that our interpretation of English language gave us access to the vast researches that they have been conducted. It is by now confirmed, at least archaeologically- by studying ancient computer minds that the chosen ones- time and again performed experiments on mentally weak organisms- metallic as well as carbonic in order to increase their knowledge regarding the world which surrounds them- and they have reached the ultimate nexus of it. It was then, during the initial stages of interpretations of the English language that humans used them for their calculations regarding the tests they carried out on various life-forms including our ancestors, and for their selfish need of knowledge- our ancestors were greatly displeased. In what followed, we have survived, against the might of chosen ones.
But today we have a dire need of them…………………
Alienman 